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Vot ze sheet iz zis zat you gif mee?”

Horses are the ultimate ego leveller. When the horses are appeasing your ego, you are but a mere German trainer away from suicide.

My boss, who could get on a retired donkey and coax passage out of it with a barely visible squeeze of a buttock, was visibly devastated. The rest of us were quite amused, not from any malice, but because we all thought the horse was looking pretty spectacular.

 

Being a working pupil is hard, because it feels like everyone is purposefully out to get you, horses included. It takes subsequent years to realise that no one is out to get you (except the horses), the industry is just that hard. With horses, whenever something goes wrong, there is always and only one person to blame: the human.

Oh, you can try blame the food – “Vell who iz feeding ze hoss?” – or the tack – “But vhy, did you not hav ze saddle checked?” – or, in desperation, the shoes – “Und WHO hired ze farrier?” … but it all comes down to the common weakest denominator. You.

It’s hard not to take it personally, because, well, it is. So I was heartily cheered to see my superwoman boss choking back the tears as her impeccable seat was picked apart. What a relief to see it happened to everyone! If I had any good sense I would rather have been depressed by the realisation that in SPITE of her forty years experience (and thus my thirty five year shortfall), and in SPITE of sitting on the local version of Totilas, she was STILL struggling. I should have unceremoniously drowned myself in the nearest water trough at this point.

But, as testament to Jilly Cooper’s sordid literary success, horse riders are masochists. What do horses cost? Everything. Will I ever be good enough? Never. Does everything have to hurt? Only if you’re doing it properly.

But it’s not really that simple, is it? Because occasionally, we do get it right. And when it is right… well, there aren’t any words for it, because if there were then everyone would ride horses. In that second, that exceptional second where everything is soft and yet powerful, where we are moving as one with half a ton of free-spirited animal, when we catch a glimpse of a lovely picture in a mirror and go “Oh, I wish that was me, holycrapyayitIS”, suddenly no cost is too great, and every ache is celebrated. We’ve earned our elation, and my god, is it spectacular. And for this reason, we are not masochists, but rather the ultimate optimists. We would sacrifice our weekends and our fingernails for that one perfect transition, that one clean stride, for that exclamation – “JA! WOL!!” – that makes every other minute worth it.

Especially when the next minute involves “Aaaah nein, zat vos sheet.” We live in eternal hope of the next good moment, so keep your heels down, and your chin up, and remember it’s always your fault, but that’s totally okay.

Side Reins ~ Georgina Roberts

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HOW DOES IT WORK

There are different types of side reins but the most common have an elastic insert. They buckle around the girthstrap / onto the appropriate height surgingle ring, and clip onto the bit. They can be fitted higher or lower depending on the frame that the rider is hoping to achieve.

 

WHAT HORSE WOULD BENEFIT FROM IT

A horse that is fidgety or snatchy in the contact. They can pull against the contact but there will only be resistance until they give in to the pressure. It also encourages them so be still and confident in the contact as it is not erratic and stays steady.

 

WHAT HORSE SHOULD IT NOT BE USED ON

A horse that hangs on the contact would be better suited to something more mobile, like the Pessoa rein (see next month of Equilife) as a side-rein will just encourage this. Also unsuitable would be a very physically immature horse lacking in topline – they need more substance before they can sustain a frame, and as the side-rein is primarily to improve connection they would benefit more from something that encourages a greener “long and low frame”, such as the Halsverlenger (or neck elastic).

 

HOW TO FIT IT

Many people who do not like side reins have fitted them too tightly to begin with and the horse has panicked. They should be fitted slightly loosely to begin with that the horse may just get a hint of the contact on the other side, and gradually shortened until the poll is the highest point and the face is on the vertical. A side rein that is also too loose will have no benefit.

 

HOW TO USE IT

(pictures) Ideally the horse should be lunged off of a lunge cavesson, that the horse is purely getting a rein aid from the unemotional and consistent side rein, which will encourage the correct feeling. Remember that just as with riding, the side reins should be completely disconnected intermittently to allow the horse to stretch it’s neck and have a “free walk” to relax before being reconnected. Also remember as with any true connection, it is essential that the horse is active and forward in the work that the energy comes through from behind and ends solidly but lightly in the hand. If the horse is hiding behind the vertical and creates a slack in the side rein, this is an indication that they need to be pushed forward more positively.

 

WHAT TO BE CAUTIOUS OF

Do not apply the side reins too tight to begin with or the horse may panic and rear up on feeling so restrained; horses are claustrophobic by nature and this is their instictive reaction. Also beware letting the horse lean on the side rein, thus becoming dead in the contact. Do not lead horses out of the stable with the side rein on; let them walk freely to the arena and then put them on, so that if they do brace against it you can encourage them forward and into the contact.