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What Not to say to your Coach

 

PUPIL: Can you ride my horse for me next week? There is a cold front coming and I don’t like getting out of bed in the early morning when it’s very cold.

COACH: Sure, I don’t feel the cold at all and embrace sitting on a horse that’s greatest wish is to see me lying on the ground.

PUPIL: I can’t believe that you are going away next weekend, I told you I was going to a show.

COACH: This is the only time that I have ever missed one of your shows and you seem to forget everything that I have ever taught you the minute that you ride into the arena so there is really no point in being there.

PUPIL: I watched the Rio Olympic Eventing on TV and I really don’t think the track looked very big, I could definitely have done some of the jumps.

COACH: Considering that you refuse to trot over a small branch that has fallen across the bridle trail, I think there is more chance of hell freezing over.

PUPIL: So I saw that Baron Von Sprinkaulhasen ( a top coach from Europe ) is out here coaching next month, I have booked 6 lessons with him and will not be able to have any lessons with you next month as money is going to be tight.

COACH: Fantastic news, I have never heard of the person and only because they have a name that sounds vaguely European are you booking so many lessons with them.

PUPIL: During my clinic with Baron Von Sprinkaulhasen last month he showed me a video of a stallion that he has been competing on the European circuit. It has Olympic bloodlines and he really feels that it is the perfect horse for me. Can you ride my horse next week while I go overseas to try the stallion ?

COACH: No problem at all but please can you settle your account with me that has now been outstanding for three months.

PUPIL: I am exhausted after all the practice we have been putting in for the Derby.

COACH: The Grooms Handler class does not count as riding at the Derby.

PUPIL: I know that you are in hospital having reconstructive surgery on your nose but I really need a lesson tomorrow morning.

COACH: No problem, just give me a few hours to get over the aesthetic.

PUPIL: Baron Von Sprinkaulhasen thinks that I should be in a light seat when I am cantering.

COACH: Considering that your horse runs away with you on a regular basis, I think you are asking for trouble.

PUPIL: I could not be happier about winning that class.

COACH: You were the only one in the class.

PUPIL: I have a cash flow problem this month so I can’t pay you but will try next month.

COACH: I suppose the helicopter that you arrived in for the lesson is your way of cutting costs?

PUPIL: You are so lucky to work outdoors with animals, it must be so rewarding.

COACH: Yes, being outdoors in all weather and never knowing what sort of salary one is going to earn is certainly a rewarding experience.

PUPIL: Can you ride my horse for me on Saturday morning, I like to have a lie in during the weekend because I have to get up early during the week to get to the stables by 8 am.

COACH: It would be such a pleasure, who needs a lie in? Especially when your 8am lesson is my third one of the morning.

PUPIL: I did not recognise you without a hat on, you look so different!

COACH: Yes, underneath the hat and sunglasses lurks a normal person that is not always covered in dust and suffering from sinusitis.

PUPIL: I have decided to move yards at the end of the month, the new yard has a horse walker, indoor arena and a spa. It is R1750 more expensive than where I am now but I think it’s worth it, and by the way they do not allow outside coaches so I am going to have lessons with the in-house coach there, I am sure you understand don’t you ?

COACH:  I have just put 5 years of my life getting you and your horse to jump an 80 cm track and am actually quite fond of the horse but it’s really no problem at all.

PUPIL: How do I get my horse to prance on the spot, you know when it sort of goes up and down? Like at the Olympics.

COACH: Considering you can barely trot a 20m circle with your horse in a frame, I can safely say we are light years away from teaching it to piaffe.

PUPIL: My horse is so talented and loves me so much, I have not ridden for two weeks and look at how well he is going.

COACH: Yes, it is all down to the horse loving you and me riding it for two solid weeks (while you were in Europe trying horses) has nothing to do with its way of going at all.

PUPIL: Do I have my spurs on the right way round?

COACH: Yes, and you would not need spurs if you actually started to use your leg a bit.

PUPIL: I just feel that I should look at some horses overseas, we have nothing in this country that is really good enough to go to the top.

COACH: And you feel that you are capable of riding a horse that is considered world class?

PUPIL: Guess what? I went to an auction this weekend and bought the most amazing horse.

COACH: Great news, that horse was being ridden at the auction by one of the best riders around and even he was battling a bit with it. The reason you only paid R150 000 is because it has a reputation longer than my arm and is known at home by the grooms as MUGABE because it destroys everything in its path. I will look forward to riding it for you after is face plants you into a fence.

PUPIL: Thank you so much for all that you do for my horse and I, I don’t know where I would be without you.

COACH: It is such a pleasure, I do this job because I love it and every so often I meet someone who really appreciates and values my opinion.

 

Miracle Moringa – A food plant with multiple uses ~Debbie Stewart

Moringa oleifera is coming to the forefront as a result of scientific evidence that Moringa is an important source of naturally occurring phytochemicals and this provides a basis for future viable developments. Different parts of M. oleifera are also incorporated in various marketed health formulations, as recently developed by Fulvic Health Pty Ltd.

Fulvic’s Miracle Moringa

In view of its multiple uses, the M. oleifera plant is widely cultivated in most of the areas where climatic conditions favour its optimum growth. Since this plant naturally occurs in varying habitats, it is naïve to expect a great magnitude of variation in the concentration and composition of chemical ingredients in different parts of the tree. The plant Moringa oleifera is both a vegetable as well as a medicinal herb, and as such a proper analysis, such as provided by Fulvic Health, would look at its macronutrient and nutritional profile in addition to isolated bioactives. Moringa oleifera, known to be rich in multiple medicinally active chemicals, is considered a food plant with multiple medicinal uses and therefore considered relatively safe as they are likely to contain synergistic and/or side effect neutralizing combinations of activities, make it a virtually ideal dietary supplement.

So far numerous studies have been conducted on different parts of M. oleifera, which are known to possess a wide variety of pharmacological activities such as antihypertensive, hepatoprotective, antiulcer, antiasthmatic, antispasmodic and antidiarroeal.

Moringa Supplements abound as awareness increases, because of this plant’s remarkable antioxidant, anti- inflammatory, anti-aging and energy-enhancing qualities, it contains compounds and structurally appears to be protective when orally ingested.

Different parts of this plant contain a profile of important minerals, and are a good source of protein, vitamins, b -carotene, amino acids and various phenolics. The Moringa plant provides a rich and rare combination of zeatin, quercetin, b – sitosterol, caffeoylquinic acid and kaempferol. Moringa leaves act as a good source of natural antioxidant due to the presence of various types of antioxidant compounds such as ascorbic acid, flavonoids, phenolics and carotenoids. Moringa leaves act as a good source of natural antioxidant due to the presence of various types of antioxidant compounds such as ascorbic acid, flavonoids, phenolics and carotenoids. The high concentrationsof ascorbic acid, oestrogenic substances and b-sitosterol [16], iron, calcium, phosphorus, copper, vitamins, A, B and C, a-tocopherol, riboflavin, nicotinic acid, folic acid, pyridoxine, b-carotene, protein, and in particular essential amino acids such as methionine, cystine, tryptophan and lysine present in Moringa leaves and pods make it a virtually ideal dietary supplement (Makkar and Becker, 1996).

Moringa roots and leaves have been used traditionally to treat constipation. Moreover, spasmolytic activity exhibited by different constituents provides pharmacological basis for the traditional uses of this plant in gastrointestinal motility disorder.

Research has shown that an extract of Moringa leaves appears to have anti-obesity properties and protect the body against the adverse effects of a high-fat diet.

Moringa side effects are rare and indicate one may have taken it wrong. We’ve seen it at least a hundred times: People get their Moringa and immediately take too much. Remember,

Moringa is potent so you should not bombard the body with something so strong. Give your body the time it needs to adapt and gain the benefits and follow the protocol.

Choosing The Best Moringa Supplement

With more people clamoring for Moringa to take advantage of its staggering array of nutritional and medicinal benefits, many nutritional supplement companies have jumped on the bandwagon to meet the rapidly growing demand. There’s a bit of a problem with this picture, however. Not all Moringa supplements are made from FRESH leaves . . .and not are all Moringa supplements are made to the highest standards . . . nor provide the highest level of effectiveness possible.

Moringa for Equine Supplementation

As a horse owner and supplier of Equine Animal Feed Additives, I have discovered the benefits of dehydrated moringa leaves as an excellent source of nutrition in horses. The all essential amino acids, beneficial fats and omega oils, potassium, protein, fibre, calcium, iron as well as Vitamin A,B,C vitamins B, B1, B2, B3, C and E, amongst others making it a top-rate supplement, ensuring balanced, optimal health.

Benefits experienced by many worldwide include:

  • increased vitality;
  • increased endurance and stamina;
  • increased bone density;
  • cleans and enriches anemic blood;
  • acts as a natural anti-inflammatory;
  • increased milk yield in lactating mares;
  • assists in managing hard keepers’ weight;
  • conditioning coats and relief from eczema;
  • gives needed vegetable proteins and amino acids, amongst other benefits

Moringa for balanced health

Many horses have benefited from the consumption of the dehydrated leaves. Fulvic Health recommend I feed them each 30g a day. Many horse owners think of providing supplements only when their animals become thin.

For our equine friends, we recommend a daily maintenance dosage of 10gr to 30gr Moringa Miracle Powder for every 100kg animal weight per day. EG: If your horse weighs 500kg II lOgr x 5 (500kg) = 50gr/day mixed into normal feed.

Always ensure plenty of fresh water is available for all our Moringa-using Equine friends as supplementation will make a them more thirsty than usual.

Unlike allopathic medicine, herbs stay in the body over a longer period of time, so an occasional break makes the body less dependent on them and increases the benefits of long- term supplementation.

Herbs as a rule should not be fed to pregnant animals, as many of then have uterine or hormonal stimulant properties. Moringa, like many other Indian herbs, has been found to be an effective antifertility treatment in both in vitro and animal studies. Before feeding a herb to a broodmare or foal, please consult with a vet or holistic animal practitioner to substantiate safety of a specific herb.